The Serpent

You can tell right from the beginning of the movie how this is gonna be. The music was bad and the actors in it, well I think you can put this movie with the old fashioned “B” movies. It’s a wanna be action thriller.

You called me a spy. I was looking for protection. For validation. For acknowledgment. I needed you and you left me. You forgot about me..

This movie was a half star at best. Worst movie I have ever seen. There is no plot, it does not flow, acting is awful. The action scenes are unbelievably fake. The lead is incredibly attractive, and that is the only reason it gets a half star. In regards to action movies, usually the lower the rating the better the movie, but not here. DOMT WASTE YOUR MONEY!!!

This was so painful to watch. SO fell asleep…my dog fell asleep….worst acting ever. It is like no one studies their lines. CIA’s lethal weapon….uh I don’t think so. Movie watchers should start requesting $ back for eating our time!

The lip syncing is terrible. The acting and editing are even worse. She attempted to make AN ATOMIC BLONDE and made an bombastic blunder. Covert action is poorly blocked and ill informed as to how to make a covert entry. And stay undetected. The voices are not covert on entry and the cameras angles are ridiculously cinematic pre-grad high school cinema class. It just gets worse as you go on toward a horrible plot that has no good guy or bad guy. Just no one to hate or to expect a moral epiphany nor a hero to save us all from the intended poorly planned plot. The posing in frame is so comical and again only made worse by poor editing and blocking. SAVE YOUR MONEY.

I watched the entire move out of some type of morbid curiosity. The acting was oustandingly terrible, but the premise was decent otherwise I would have given it zero stars (if possible). Honestly, I should have used my time watch a b-roll horror flick a second time.

Duped by the trailer. The trailer was the only thing good about this movie. Plot makes no sense and riddled with movie errors and lame acting.

Just awful in every aspect.

Quit watching after a few minutes. Crass. Bad acting. Waste of $.

This is literally the worst movie I’ve ever seen. Actors can’t act for s$!t and the plot is a joke. The car chase at the beginning is just a joke, the cars are literally going at 20 mph. Watch this only if you are playing a drinking game. Some movies like Sharknado are so bad they are good but this is just bad. Don’t waste your money. Bad. Did I mention it’s bad?