Truly one of the worst movie's I've ever seen. Or, actually, not seen. I couldn't get through more than 15 minutes of watching a bloated Michael Madsen trying to rush trhough his lines before happy hour started at the pub. I still haven't figured out if the miserable looking woman in the first 15 minutes is the supposedly hot Asia Argento but I don't really care any more. Do not board at this gate, is my advice....